Monday August 15, 2011 1 15 /08 /Ao C /2011 05:01 Stories: 1 it Madam d' Outremont.2- It is a child who was struck by the voisine.3-CONFESSION. 4 - WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
GOOD MONDAY
I wish you a beautiful week and for good to begin it,
I suggest you the stories of Monday at Nadia-true.
The Madam d' Outremont
(rich district of Montreal)
It is a fair lady, very very snob, who lives OUTREMONT
and goes (in BMW) in its doctor, Which occurred Bay-tree…
She enters the consulting room of the doctor and exclaims very thrown into a panic:
- Doctor, they is dreadful, I was pricked by a wasp!
- Let us go Madam, calm you, answers the doctor, it is undoubtedly not quite serious.
- But finally doctor, you do not go account, it is extremely…
how to say… it is awfully awkward, you see…
- If you say to me initially where were you pricked with the Juste?
- Ah that not, do not count there, it is out of the question!
- But finally, I am doctor, I…
- Not, not, not, not and not!!! It well is too embarrassing…
You look after the majority of my friends, and if one of them learned a similar thing,
I would be risée of all in the dinners society men.
It is quite simple, I would not dare even any more to leave at home.
- But Madam does finally, start to be irritated the doctor, I am held by the professional secrecy, you forget it?
And then, of the remainder, how you want that I look after you if I am unaware of
where this wasp pricked you?
- Do Doctor, you me swear that you will not speak about it with anybody, not even with your wife?
- You have my word, Madam.
Then the lady approaches its doctor and, after having thrown a rapid glance
to make sure on the right and on the left that they are quite alone in the part,
she murmurs to him low with the ear:
- In the entry at WALLMART…!
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It is a child who was struck by the neighbor.
The mother, furious, will ask him for explanations:
- Why did you strike my son?
> - Because it is badly high: it treated me of gross.
> - And you believe that while striking it you will lose?
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CONFESSION:
> One condemned to death waits the hour of the execution
when the priest arrives:
> - My son, I bring the word of God for you.
> - You waste your time, my father. In little time,
I will be able to speak to him personally.
Do you have a message for him?
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WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
> It is a couple which will celebrate its 25 years of marriage and the wife
ask his/her husband:
> - My love, which will you offer to me for our silver wedding?
> the husband answers:
> - a voyage in China.
> the woman, very surprised by this splendid gift,
he ask:
> - But my love, so for our 25 years you me offers that,
what you for our 50 years will make??!! …
> - I will seek you….
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A small vote please. 
, during several days/weeks!
Hospital ward escape
Green lounge escape
Playroom 1
Mountain house puzzle
